Maybe an old post but relevant non the less.
I had the exact same problem with a flat gear select control battery a few months back.
The car was parked in an underground parking space and due to absolute anger and frustration with continual faults on this car, I hitched it up to my trusty and rusty 25 year old range rover classic and dragged the piece of junk clean out of the park.
Ordered a new battery from the dealer at great expense, genuine mercedes part - made in Korea, which came as no big surprise after coming across chinese and japanese parts also fitted under the guise of "genuine parts" WTF.
These cars are mongrels, built to a price not to the high standard of quality they once were,, and as someone here previously pointed out, are good for about five years, regardless of how they are maintained.
Unfortunately, MB are not alone with this strategy and most of these high end marques are best left alone unless new, or with an absolute bulletproof no quibble warranty, which is hard to find. The alternative is to endure endless inconvenience and frustration along with considerable expense
I was very lucky to "unload" my ML last week and wouldn,t ever have another.
So long MB I,m gone !