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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes and because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas vacation trips and will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."




The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You’re bullsh**tin' me!"




The social worker says, "Yeah, well… you started it."
 

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes and because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas vacation trips and will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."




The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You’re bullsh**tin' me!"




The social worker says, "Yeah, well… you started it."
EDIT: The social worker says, "yeah, well... she's 300lbs and smells like fish."
 

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shit 200k a year I would...and stay WASTED 24/7. that alcohol isn't coming out of my 200k tho:D
Haha. Make the sacrifice of having to wear beer goggles for a few years straight and you're golden after that. But once the cash is stacked - :surrender: lol
 

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I've heard that joke before but it involved an African American. You cleaned it up but killed the funny.
 
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