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there is a very heated debate about this issue <br>
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One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because 'the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.' <br>
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But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to 'pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.' <br>
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Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because <br>
Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain 'until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast.' <br>
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Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but <br>
didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, 'For I did not speak of my own Accord...' <br>
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Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that 'the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills.' <br>
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Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: 'Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.' <br>
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And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda .....'The Apostles were in one Accord.'!!!! <br>
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