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Different views of Jesus…

My Cajun friend offered 3 good reasons why Jesus was a Cajun:
1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. He wasn't afraid of water.

My Black friend had 3 good arguments why Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

My Italian friend gave 3 excellent arguments for Jesus being Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

My California friend also had 3 very good arguments why Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He had a beard.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3 reasonable arguments why Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But, my women friends have the most compelling evidence why Jesus,
though NOT a woman, certainly could relate to women:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And, even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was
more work to do.
 

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My kids thought the songs they learned at Prep school were about this:




"Little cheeses....etc".

Maybe they still do? Would make more sense to them.
 
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