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Mercedes-Benz
One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.


Sorry 'bout that:)
 

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Another: Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
 

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The bible forbids Adam and Evan from engaging in this type of discourse.
 

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a bag of weed usually bought for £10, weights vary from 1.4g to 1.7g

person1: yo homie, u got any weed?
person2:nah, but im pikin up a benz in a minute
 

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Who would waste time in a NSFW section talking about the Urban Dictionary with MB definitions when their are words like "Santorum Surge" and so many other just off the wall, nasty things to promote bulimia-like behavior that make up the character of the Uban Dictionary? This MB stuff is just plain inappropriate for the Urban Dictionary!

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