'81 300GD Cabrio, '78 450 SEL 6.9 Rocketship, Rover HSE
I'll tell you why. Many people confuse the Terror Threat Level Index with the Air Quality Index. I myself experience an unusually high level of anxiety from mid June up until about mid September expecting shit to blow up around me at any moment. Next time they have a Terror Threat Level Index (and there will be a next time) I'm suggesting pastels to avoid confusion. Besides nothing says "kiss your ass goodbye" like threat level pink.