A bit late...but I did enjoy reading your analysis of this design problem - and especially the analogy above...The third brake light is a poor design - surprising coming from MB.
The problem is that the arrangement of the assembly contributes to its own
destruction (something like the Third Reich).
Your solution may well be a good one. However, it is clearly not suited to assembly-line procedures, so I wouldn't expect MB to use adhesives generally on future designs.