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1997 S500
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Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new

Mercedes into an Irish gas station.  An attendant greets him in

typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is

"Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those little things, laddie?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant.

"Those fellas  at Mercedes think of everything!"[:p]
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