Once i "smoked" a volvo driver behind me with my W115 240D 3.0. The volvo-guy drove very close behind me for several miles until i had to stop to traffic lights. I floored the brake and gas pedals for about a minute, and the volvo was covered in white and black smoke. I think he understood the lesson - at least he overtook me when the light changed to green. And for some reason he looked a bit angry? 
Sometimes it's fun to be an asshole to another asshole.
my mother and i met at a mexican resturaunt for lunch and i was trying to crank the car(before i cleaned the fuel screen it was next to impossible to start the car...i thought it was just old) and she stopped behind my car to yell some orders about which grandchild i was going to taxi about this particular afternoon and it finally cranked--puffing a big grey cloud!
i smoked my mom! 
i think i need to re-set my fuel system, i believe it had been adjusted for the plugged screen and now with the clean screen it smokes all the time at night.
I was at a light when it turned green. I just went for it. Little did I know there was a Mustang Convertible behind me with his top down.
He roared past me, screaming, and at wide open throttle. 
Another favorite: there was this Honda Accord coupe who tailed me. On-ramp to the freeway was merging and she wanted to cut me off but it was too late, so she backed off a bit and once it was open moved to the first (innermost) lane. I followed her at 80mph and paced her. Then I floored it and went in front of her, driving 110mph, pedal to the floor. It was a good 10 minutes of "smoking" a Honda Accord coupe!
She kept tailing me. I thought it might be good to check brakes. I painted her car red for a few seconds, then she backed off...
I went with my mom in my car to the shop to pick her car up. Then we went home with her beside me in her car, pacing. Then I thought it might be a good little race. I pulled forward but the stop light was yellow so I slowed down for the light, with my mom behind me now. Light turns green and I accelerate slowly... until 30mph. Once I'm at that speed I floor it (and I'm way past those intersection cameras) and my car lets go a puff of smoke to my mom lol. Then I let her catch up to me, and floor it again! This time I switched lanes to my right and she followed, all this time her window was open lol
Until now she didn't show any negative sign about it except "You're too fast!"
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