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My wife is an Alien. Does this mean I must worship her or simply continue to pay for the shopping? Thanks in advance.

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A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What’s the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."

source: Alien Wife Swap Joke - Dirty Jokes
 

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Hey! You wanna be hunted by claustrophobic Beagles in a cornfield?
I gave that a lot of thought and still can't imagine what taht would be like. It really doesn't so bad actually.

Instead, I came up with some thread titles from teh tech forums you'll never see on BWOT.

"I have Tranny problems"
"I got hit in the rear"
"My suspension is sagging"

I'm having problems holding back a reply to those threads.

Any others?

Extraterrestrials Tremble at the Name of Jesus

Pass on the link, the title is the best part.

Extraterrestrials Tremble at the Name of Jesus
 

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My wife is an Alien. Does this mean I must worship her or simply continue to pay for the shopping? Thanks in advance.

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YOU'RE the alien. She must worship you.
 

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I hope it's better than Cowboys and Aliens.
 
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