[sqljunkie]

People, it is NOT a HOT WATER HEATER.

If the water is hot, you don't need to heat it more.

It's a WATER HEATER.


What drives YOU nuts?

 

[Ned380]

People, it is NOT a HOT WATER HEATER.

If the water is hot, you don't need to heat it more.

It's a WATER HEATER.


What drives YOU nuts?

My wife always say she is going "de-thaw" the whatever. Make me nuts.

 

[cwmoser]

Going to the bathroom "to take a dump"? I'm not going to take anything, I'm giving

 

[Ned380]

Going to the bathroom "to take a dump"? I'm not going to take anything, I'm giving

TMI

 

[dugald]

Life is too short to get upset about trivialities.

 

[sqljunkie]

Life is too short to get upset about trivialities.

Ok zen master…

 

[sqljunkie]

Going to the bathroom "to take a dump"? I'm not going to take anything, I'm giving

Exactly right!

 

[speedn_j]

Going to the bathroom "to take a dump"? I'm not going to take anything, I'm giving

Speaking of that.. friends that come over from a block away all of a sudden need to blow up my bathroom when they show up to my door. They couldn’t handle that shit at their place 5 mins ago?

 

[Coysodie]

" Can I borrow this right quick? "
Southern slang for, I'm taking this and not returning it.

 

[rcrmonte3]

A couple grammatical things:
I SEEN the 107 s/b I SAW the 107
I BORROWED him the 107 s/b I LOANED him the 107.....PS--Would never happen no matter how it was said
I don't have NO money, Honey s/b I don't have ANY money Honey

 

[sqljunkie]

I’m going to carry her to the store.

 

[sqljunkie]

A couple grammatical things:
I SEEN the 107 s/b I SAW the 107
I BORROWED him the 107 s/b I LOANED him the 107.....PS--Would never happen no matter how it was said
I don't have NO money, Honey s/b I don't have ANY money Honey

OMG yes…seen and saw, is it really that hard? Apparently!

 

[cwmoser]

How long is it going to take? Oh, it won't take long.

 

[dugald]

Ok zen master…

I have a neighbor who is easily annoyed by trivial stuff. My wife gives me heck for winding him up but the only way I can endure his rants is to provoke them. Then I tell him to calm down or he’ll stroke out.
This routine has been going on for 15 years. He’s not happy unless he’s unhappy.

 

[sqljunkie]

Yea some people like to be miserable, and it’s always good to either avoid them entirely or focus their ire elsewhere lest it be focused on you.

 

[sqljunkie]

How long is it going to take? Oh, it won't take long.

Hahaha this is what I tell the hubby when I need his help with a car thing I can’t complete. He just rolls his eyes.

 

[sqljunkie]

Speaking of that.. friends that come over from a block away all of a sudden need to blow up my bathroom when they show up to my door. They couldn’t handle that shit at their place 5 mins ago?

That’s just rude. Besides, who wouldn’t rather use their own any chance they could?

 

[ejboyd5]

Pedants

 

[Automobilist]

I love me some _
I'm gonna get me some _
DW, DD, DS, The Admiral, etc...
"Sammies" instead of "Sandwiches"

 

[ms_irreverent]

People, it is NOT a HOT WATER HEATER.

If the water is hot, you don't need to heat it more.

It's a WATER HEATER.


What drives YOU nuts?

I’m a retired copy editor. I feel your pain. And don’t get me started. After 2 1/2 years I’m still trying to turn that brain function off. I fear I’m stuck with it forever!