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The older I get the stronger I get.

Back when I was 20 I couldnt bend my wood with both hands.
Now I can bend it every direction with one hand.


Must be getting stronger
 

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The older I get the stronger I get.

Back when I was 20 I couldnt bend my wood with both hands.
Now I can bend it every direction with one hand.


Must be getting stronger
I'm pleased not to have to stand on my head to pee in the mornings :)
 

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I don't have any such problem. Every part of my body is sore except the old wood. I take major doses of Motrin every day just to stand up. The wood is like brand new. I tell my wife that it's the only part of my body that is hardly used so its like brand new.

Looking at all my body parts is like looking into a junk yard of old cars
My brain is no longer firing on all 8
My eyes are like two smashed headlights
My nose kissed the pavement in 1962
The arms and legs all need new ball joints
The back is like a broken crank shaft.
But when you look down in the pants, its like opening the doors of a barn and finding a 1956 T-bird that was used once when I got married and put away for 23 years:D
 

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In the morning his wife says " would you like me to cook you a nice breakfast dear?" response "no thanks- this Viagra is taking away my appetite" ..Later on "how about I get you a really nice lunch?".......reply "no thanks- this Viagra's taken away my appetite" . His wife then says " well, would you mind getting off because I'm starving"
 

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In the morning his wife says " would you like me to cook you a nice breakfast dear?" response "no thanks- this Viagra is taking away my appetite" ..Later on "how about I get you a really nice lunch?".......reply "no thanks- this Viagra's taken away my appetite" . His wife then says " well, would you mind getting off because I'm starving"
Now thats funny :D
 
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