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2000 SLK230 Kompressor
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Some Thursday humor.

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
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