[nobby]

Quote of the day ​

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

- Fred Brooks​

 

[CousinMB]

There are two rules in life

1. Never disclose all the information

 

[lkfoster]

Experience is the mistake that you made yesterday.

And being a professional doesn't mean that you're any good at what you're doing, it only means that you're paid to do it.

 

[dead battery guy]

keep your mind full and your bowels empty. [metaphorically and literally]

 

[Fonzi]

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

I got this very same quote (without proper citing) in a fortune cookie a few weeks ago. I thought it was good enough to tape to the refrigerator right above the water dispenser, the only thing on the fridge. The kids have moved it multiple times and it seems to have found a resting place on the coffee maker.

 

[Aussiemerc]

I only have one vice--- I lie.

 

[miko1aj]

Brilliant, keep them coming!

"When you look at someone or something through rose colored glass, all the red flags just look like flags" - BoJack Horseman

 

[Droidster]

ANONYMOUS

 

[Its Her Car]

We do everything right because we do everything twice!

 

[nobby]

Never time to do it right the first time.....but always time to do it twice.

Motto amongst the employees of a company I worked for in the 90s

 

[nobby]

Never pass a bathroom without stopping....you never know when the opportunity will come along again.

TopNob (my Dad)

 

[Fonzi]

My dad always told me when I was growing up in the 80’s and early 90’s...

“If you ever get married, don’t marry a woman.”

I thought it was a joke back then, but now I see he may have just been ahead of his time.

 

[dugald]

Never drink vodka. Better to have folks know you are drunk than think you are stupid.

 

[dugald]

Never trust a fart.

 

[miko1aj]

My dad always told me when I was growing up in the 80’s and early 90’s...

“If you ever get married, don’t marry a woman.”

I thought it was a joke back then, but now I see he may have just been ahead of his time.

Now you're telling me!!!! ;-)

 

[rcrmonte3]

From a sign in my high school German classroom: Heute ist immer morgan commt nie. It's always today, tomorrow never comes.

 

[Djenka018]

Better to live hundred years as a millionaire, than one week in poverty!

Bob Rock

 

[mrelbe]

No matter who gets elected, the Government always gets in.

 

[4wdave]

Things are the way they are because they got that way...

 

[107merc]

Never time to do it right the first time.....but always time to do it twice.

Motto amongst the employees of a company I worked for in the 90s

Our motto at ATT. "any job worth doing is worth doing twice, or 3 times, maybe even 4"