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We make fun of everyone here. Pretty much equally, across the board. It's how one RESPONDS to such asshatery that determines whether or not you become the chicken in the pen with the busted wing. Hal is strong and has a sense of purpose. He'll be back.

But in the mean time....feel free to have a go at me.
 

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Hubble Bubble Toil and Trouble.
You're the guy who shot the sitting duck.
Or was it the fish in the barrel?
You'll have that on them big jobs. You get bored, it's 0200, and you stumble on an opportunity, do you pull the trigger or not? I did, and quite well. I thought. Water off a ducks back, eh.
No offense intended or incurred I'm sure.
 

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We make fun of everyone here. Pretty much equally, across the board. It's how one RESPONDS to such asshatery that determines whether or not you become the chicken in the pen with the busted wing. Hal is strong and has a sense of purpose. He'll be back.

But in the mean time....feel free to have a go at me.
First you have to reveal your inner feelings, then we can aim the barbs for maximum humiliation. That's how it works.
 

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I gotcher back PSD, formerly frugal. There are many of us out there, just unable to post at this time. About the last thing I worked on was. Just the other day. I fixed my reel mower, again. Gotta make the tiff testable.
Ker.... shwack.
Ball will soon come to rest, as it should.:thumbsup:
 

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Three old timers are sittin' around the table at the old folks home...

Gus complains that he's a hurtin' 'cuz he hasn't had a decent bowel movement in almost a week.

Horatio says he's havin' trouble because after takin' ten minutes to shuffle into the john and standing over the commode for another twenty, he still can't take a piss.

Dugald says 'Aw hell, you guys got it easy. You don't know how bad I've got it. I let go a good long piss about 5:45 every morning of the week. Then, every other morning, at about 6:15, I take a dump the likes of which you wouldn't believe.

Gus and Horatio get all riled up wanting to what can be so bad about that.

Says Dugald, 'I generally don't wake up til 7:30.'
 
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