I changed the battery. I've tried every other suggested remedy to fix the abs esp/bas, no brake lights, and only when she decides gremlin tonight. After 2 brake lamp switches (OEM and Aftermarket), checking fuses, and even some of the witch doctor cures posted tho only out of anger I decided to have the battery load tested while picking up some oil. Ofcourse it said it needed to be changed. Once back in the drive and think my prayers have been answered, I change the battery and can't get the shifter to move! The dash also still lights up with the same alarms?:surrender: Is she worth it? Mint Condition w/ 70k yet still I ask the question. What next? What else could possibly be the problem. Did I break something else by load testing or just piss her off? Any ideas on where to start looking for problems are more than appreciated. As of now, I sit and stare dumbfounded.