Is it constantly trying to dial out? If so, this may be related to the SRS problem. TeleAid may be getting a signal that the airbag has deployed so it's trying to report this. This will need to be reset with SDS (MBZ diagnosis equipment). It is possible with SDS to turn off the TeleAid system by disabling all the "inputs" that it uses to activate.
These are two symptoms of a common W203 problem. The antenna amp module that is attached to the rear glass (under the stubby antenna) fails due to heat. It's difficult and expensive to repair - search the forum and you'll find more info and some possible solutions.
It sounds like the front-end collision wasn't properly repaired and some wiring harnesses are missing. The same harness that connects the washer fluid pump also supplies the fog lights. Remove the driver-side front wheel, then remove the wheel well shroud in front of the tire (attached to the bumper) and you'll gain access to the washer fluid reservoir and the pump and the wiring harnesses.