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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams
don’t have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the
only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer,
smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say ‘God bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
 

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TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
Oh trust me, if you do the previous 20, number 21 will take care of itself. I mean, who the F wants to be around someone so goddamn perfect all the time??

Uh.... ask me how I know... ;)
 

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Oh trust me, if you do the previous 20, number 21 will take care of itself. I mean, who the F wants to be around someone so goddamn perfect all the time??

Uh.... ask me how I know... ;)

You were married in the past?
 

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Unless he has a Delorean with the optional flux capacitor, it is unlikely that he was married in the future.

He does deal in cars and he never needs sleep............

 

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JE's question was actually funny in more ways than I can count at the moment!
 

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams
don’t have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the
only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer,
smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say ‘God bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
I have followed these rules all my life, I may not be rich, but I'm happy. :D Remember you can't take it with you.
 

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^^^^

True, true. For instance, you've never called anyone "gay" except with LOVE.
 

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Fuck 'um

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other. no one ever says anything I want to hear

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

Or read

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it. when referring to Beer

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye. and kick'em in the nuts

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. to the same person?

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. What if you're blind?

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams
don’t have much. Is it okay to laugh at their nightmares?

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the
only way to live life completely. tell that to a hooker.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. Now that's a good one, Asshole.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives. Kamil

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. Huh?

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer,
smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’ or What's it to ya!

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Better safe than sorer. eww.

FIFTEEN. Say ‘God bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze. Or thank god for the salad bar sneeze guard

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson . You're a Loser?

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibility for all your actions. The fourth R Rash.

EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship. But what if he called me a Cheap Bastard. (you know who you are)

NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it. Like reading this post?

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. can I still pick my ass?

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone. Watching Porn
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