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For all those men who say,"why marry the cow when you can get the milk free". Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!!!!------;):eek:;)
 

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Women just love a man who knows what he wants, and isn't afraid to ask for it.
 

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U took the old religion from the woman on the hill.
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Women are humans, and humans want someone to kiss ass. Start.
 

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I've actually kissed a woman's ass; have you? Start
 

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Post whores? erm ya
 

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A little joke eh.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, the state's Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia , reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia 's Pilbara region,
Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be Australian, don't it!
 

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There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so naturally she did a lot of flying. Flying made her extremely nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read since it helped relax her on the long flights.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle, smirked and went back to what he was doing. After a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about the guy that was swallowed by the whale?" She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
 

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What happens to a Jewish guy with a full erection when he walks into a wall?





He breaks his nose.
 

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Insensitive ethnic jokes just don't get any better than that
 

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So you're saying I should have changed the old lady to a talking ant eater and the smirky guy an atheist Brit?
 

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Speaking of Jewish guys with big noses






Boy oh boy, they've got every ant and aard episode on youtube. A lazy Sunday, a quart of spiritus and some angel dust, I'm there.
 
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