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ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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"Yes, dahlink?"



"Not you, the other one".



"What up?"



"He vants to shoost you in the fajinka with his hotscakes batter".



"Men like that never get erections".



"Might I interest you in a tube of Hardprouds Miraculous dick elixir?"



"MR HANEY!!!"



"I could have it in by Tuesday and you'll have a raging bone-on by Tuesday night".



I had a raging bone-on once, well, it wasn't really raging, it was sort of throbbing. I rubbed one out on the hood of my Jeep.



"You're an asshole!"



"Oink!"
 

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I visited a Hungarian restaurant this week. It was greasy

 

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ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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Irony of ironies, I'm making chicken paprikash tonight. hint* Anaheim peppers have more flavor, less seeds and are 20 cents a pound less than red bell peppers. hint* Manischewitz kosher egg noodles are the shit and Szed paprika is mandatory.
 

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ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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There's no reason why it should be greasy....Are you sure you didn't get drunk and mistakingly eat Bowzer from Sha Na Na's hair?
 
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