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I streetrace a lot. My current car is a BMW 3-series fiberglass body with a 500cui Chevy big-block under the hood. The dyno shows 850 horses, and that was even without using the NOS…

Last week I was out doing some adjustments to optimize my new super-charger. I just finished a burnout when this really tanned guy (or maybe he was Spanish) with a New York brim and his gold-tooth displayed pulls up in a Mercedes. �What’s the problem� he says, referring to all the smoke. �I don’t know, it’s my dads car� I reply.

Anyway, he starts to comment my high profile tires (which by the way are 11 inch wide racing slicks). �I guess you wouldn’t fit my brakes with those 14 inch wheels� the guy says. Like if you care when you have a parachute mounted in the back… We continue talking, and I realize that this guy thinks my car is an M3! Like he did not even see the supercharger sticking out of the hood. Well, he did ask about the wheele-bar, but I told him it was the first generation mechanical park-tronic. And he bought it, what a looser!

Then he asks me �do you street-race�. Hey, I have done low 8´s with this car and, can you believe it, this guy wants to race me with his stock (maybe except for the gayish red color) Mercedes! I said �maybe�. �500� he said. I felt sorry for the guy and said �200�. �Deal!� he said. Won’t even cover the gas for the first 100 yards I thought, but what the heck, I will race him just for the fun of it.

Before taking off, the guy revs his engine, like he was trying to impress me. How pathetic… I have done two seasons Indy light so I consider myself an above average driver and I tell you, this guy found his driving-license in a package of Corn-lakes! I have had girlfriends doing better starts than his.

So, if the guy shows up Friday night I will tell you the rest of the story. Take care!
 

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Thats such a good attempt to make fun of me..... If you could spell though...

Very good try top make fun of me.... would of been funnier if you could spell though!

2QIK4U:

"this guy found his driving-license in a package of Corn-lakes! "

What in the world are "Corn-Lakes" ? Ive never seen lakes of corn! I you have tell me where because I want to see them! I'd call the news station! They would probably bring out a film crew to tape it!
It was funny though... I've got a sense of humor, Either way, I didn't get to run today, It rained in Southern Cali! Very rare!
 

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How come you know about that site? Makes me think.......

How come you know about that site? Makes me think.......
 

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Not YOU N.M.M.......

....My missile was aimed at that idiot who can't satisfy his girlfriend 'cos he is 2quik! (?) [:(]
 

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LOL, Sorry I thought it was aimed at me. My bad.

LOL, Sorry I thought it was aimed at me. My bad.
 

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lol
 

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so how did the race go? did the spaniard show up?? keep me posted.
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so how did the race go? did the spaniard show up?? keep me posted.
 
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