Mercedes-Benz Forum banner

1 - 18 of 18 Posts

·
Outstanding Contributor Always Remembered RI
Joined
·
52,804 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
For your information, I am not Gay and nor is my wife. Get the message please. No more silly Emails:stupid:
 

·
Outstanding Contributor Always Remembered RI
Joined
·
52,804 Posts
Discussion Starter #3
For your information, I am no longer lactating
Please save me the time and trouble, what does lactating mean? I could guess but that would not be a fair game
 

·
Outstanding Contributor Always Remembered RI
Joined
·
52,804 Posts
Discussion Starter #4
I hope you realise the guys are now going to google this new found word:rolleyes:
 

·
Outstanding Contributor Always Remembered RI
Joined
·
52,804 Posts
Discussion Starter #6

·
Registered
Joined
·
36,850 Posts
That enlarger thingie worked so well that people step on my schlong. I have to take Viagra 24/7 just to keep it out of the way. Now my pleasure wand protrudes at my shirt's neck-line.

"Say hello to my lil fren!"
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
17,697 Posts

·
Always Remembered RIP
Joined
·
10,146 Posts
From "Path For Our Valor", (Thomas Doulis, 1963)

Forget all about that macho shit and learn how to play guitar.
Sargeant tells the new recruit:

"In this Army, we just love haircuts. We got a git-tar in the orderly room for them that don't want to get a haircut.

And when we give that man that git-tar, he better play it good."

:D:D
 
1 - 18 of 18 Posts
Top