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In Heaven…

* the mechanics are German
* the chefs are French
* the police are British
* the lovers are Italian
* and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

* the mechanics are French
* the police are German
* the chefs are British
* the lovers are Swiss
* and everything is organized by the Italians.
 

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Przesądna blondynka mówi do swojej przyjaciółki:
- Wyobraź sobie, że rano spadł mi talerz! Boję się, że to może zaszkodzić dziecku, które w sobie noszę.
- Eee, idź głupia! W zabobony wierzysz? Dwa miesiące przed moim urodzeniem, mama rozbiła płytę gramofonową i nic mi nie jest... nic mi nie jest... nic mi nie jest...
 

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You will be hearing from the Irish for discriminating again them again.
let me fix that for you Diffy.

In Heaven…
* the pub owners are Irish
* the mechanics are German
* the chefs are French
* the police are British
* the lovers are Italian
* and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

* the people in the pub Irish
* the mechanics are French
* the police are German
* the chefs are British
* the lovers are Swiss
* and everything is organized by the Italians
to be sure, for sure :D
 

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lol! thats cool! heres my share!

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smart Jew

In an all-Jewish school, a Russian man decided to disrupt a math class.

He stormed in and cried, "You Jews think you're so smart, try and answer this! There are seven trains going all around the country with sixteen cars on each train. There are thirty-three people on each car. How old am I?"

No one responds. A boy in the back stands up and says, "48."

Amazed, the Russian says "Yes! How did you know?"

The boy replied, "There's a man in our villiage that's twenty-four and is only half meshugah."

lol
 
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