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I would like to object in the strongest possible terms to the characterization of black women as having big vaginas, vis-a-vis the reference to them being solely suitable to the task of receiving a man with an unnaturally large penis.

Many of my fondest sexual experiences have been with black women, and only a handful of them have had vaginas big enough to accommodate me.

Yours etc.,

Brig. Gen. Miles N. Milesof-Pecker (Ret.)
 

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ED groups need bailout?
Well, why should they not
"Stand Up"
and be counted?
 

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We may wilt in the face of stiff opposition.
 
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