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Mine will be "Hey, Benzworld bitches, anyone know where I can find some cunt named Jayhawk?"
 

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"I LIVED THROUGH TORTURE IN VIETNAM, I SURVIVED CANCER, AND I CAN KILL A MAN WITH MY THUMB. CHUCK NORRIS IS A PUSSY! YOU HEAR ME, HUCKABEE?!? I JUST SKULL FUCKED MY SECOND HIGH-DOLLAR REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE, AND YOU'RE NEXT!! YOU HEAR ME, YOU COCK-EYED BITCH??? I'M STRAPPING ON A JAYHAWK-SHAPED DILDO AND COMING FOR YOU!!!"
 

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"I Am What I Am and That's ALL That I Am...Motherfucker!"

"Now, someone get that wuz Hannity a glass of water and a kleenex. Apparently he has the vapors."
 

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Ha...and that lying skanky fucked up whore married to Billy thinks I am her friend, Boys get my Swiftboat fired up, we got to go hunting............
 

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heh, heh......"I've been try'n to 'cum' for the past 3 hours!........damn those FTL Enterprises wonder tablets!" heh, heh......
 
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