2005 SLK350, 91 300SL with Pano Top, 04 S500, 2015 Tesla Model S
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A man went to bed and later woke up at the Pearly Gate. He said to St. Peter: "I am too young to die, I need to be back with my wife".
St, Peter thought for a moment and said: " i can get you back but all I have available is a snake or a chicken".
The man replied: "I'll take the chicken. Matter of fact we have some at home in a coop and my wife loves them. This way I'll be near my wife".
In a flash there he was a chicken in his own coop. Suddenly he felt a pain and mentioned it to the hen beside him. The hen said: "Have you never laid an egg before?"
He said "No". Hen: "Just push hard".
So he pushed hard and low an behold there was a beautiful egg. Then the pain started again and he pushed and pushed. All of a sudden he felt a stab in his ribs and heard his wife yelling:
"Bob, stop that. You are shitting in the bed!"
St, Peter thought for a moment and said: " i can get you back but all I have available is a snake or a chicken".
The man replied: "I'll take the chicken. Matter of fact we have some at home in a coop and my wife loves them. This way I'll be near my wife".
In a flash there he was a chicken in his own coop. Suddenly he felt a pain and mentioned it to the hen beside him. The hen said: "Have you never laid an egg before?"
He said "No". Hen: "Just push hard".
So he pushed hard and low an behold there was a beautiful egg. Then the pain started again and he pushed and pushed. All of a sudden he felt a stab in his ribs and heard his wife yelling:
"Bob, stop that. You are shitting in the bed!"
