[mrelbe]

The husband and wife went to the plowing championships and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
At the first pen there was a sign attached that read:
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"

The wife playfully nudged the husband in the ribs and said 'He mated 50 times last year'
They walk then to the second pen and it had a sign attached:
"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

The wife gave him a healthy jab and said 'Thal's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him'
They walk then to the third pen and it had a sign attached:
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"

He looked at his wife and said: "Ask him if it was with the same old cow"

 

[roncallo]

 

[roncallo]

 

[roncallo]

 

[mrelbe]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit on picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink and stepped outside, he found that his horse had been stolen,
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
Which of you sidewinders stole my horse ?! he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside when I finish I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas!
And I don't like to do what I've dun in Texas!
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The man, true to his word had another beer, walked outside and his horse had been returned to its post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked "What happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said " I had to walk home"

 

[SENC]

 

[WhiteSpyder]

 

[roncallo]

 

[roncallo]

A man asks his friend, why are you so sad?

Well, I was watching porn and all of a sudden, my wife opened the door his friend replied.

OK I see, but is that really such a big deal, the man asks?

His friend looked at him and said, she opened the door in the movie.

 

[rcrmonte3]

 

[roncallo]

Any GTG in Australia?

 

[roncallo]

 

[jensencars]

 

[RRohrbeck]

 

[roncallo]

Anyone looking for a small MIG welder.

 

[dugald]

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are debating when Life Begins.
Priest says, "It all starts when the child is conceived. That's when Life Begins."
Minister says, "No, it starts when the child is born. That's when Life Begins."
Rabbi says, "No, no. Life Begins when the children leave home and the dog dies"

 

[Turbo510]

A guy wants peace and quiet from city life, so moves way out to a secluded area of the high desert. While enjoying the sunset, he notices a dust cloud coming down the dirt road. A big monster truck stops at his mobile home, and a huge dude in a wife-beater shirt and greasy jeans climbs out.

"I'm your neighbor down the road, and you're coming with me to a party".

"Yea, what kind of party is it?" the new guys asks.

"Well, there's going to be a lot of drink'n, and then some fight'n, and then screw'n!".

"Dang" the new guy says. "That sounds great!". "What should I wear?".

"Oh, that don't matter" the big dude says. "It's just going to be me and you".

 

[RRohrbeck]

 

[rcrmonte3]

 

[roncallo]