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All In The Timing!

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 

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That looks about right. My grandfather told me once about the mosquitos in northern Alberta sitting in the trees and growling at him when surveying up around Lesser Slave Lake.
When I lived in Canada I was going to go fishing up there until I heard about the maneating mozzies.
I suppose I could have used a beekeepers hat :eek:.
 
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