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Guy rushes into a bar, says, “ Give me 5 shots of Tequila”. Knocks them back.
Bartender says, “Special occasion?”
Guy says, “My first blowjob.”
Bartender says, “Congratulations. Have another shot on me.”
Guy says, “No thanks. If 5 Tequilas didn’t work, one more won’t get the taste out of my mouth.”
 

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The truth about that fateful night.
Legend of the USS Titanic

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RMS Titanic was a British passenger liner, operated by the White Star Line, which sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after striking an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK, to New York City, United States. Of the estimated 2,224 passengers and crew aboard, more than 1,500 died, making it the deadliest sinking of a single ship up to that time.[a
 
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