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Discussion Starter #461
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
 

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Discussion Starter #465
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One needs tweetment and one needs oinkment.
 

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Discussion Starter #469
How do you get a nun pregnant?


Dress her up like an altar boy.
 

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Discussion Starter #471
Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.
 

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Discussion Starter #472
How are women like linoleum floors?


If you lay ’em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years or so.
 

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Discussion Starter #475
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy while the other is a little lighter.
 

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Discussion Starter #477
What does a perverted frog say?

Rub it.

Rub it.

Rub it.
 

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What’s the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?


The lady in church has “hope in her soul”
And ——
 

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drumroll for Glenm.... :D
 
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