That's OK as long as you post pictures. I will try to be in.
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I once took my wife to the Goodspeed Opera House by small airplane. there is a small airport next to the Goodspeed Opera House bordering the woods. When we got done with the show and got back to the airport I found the runway with dear all over it.
I thought to myself that I will just start my engine and they will all run away. Of course it wasn't that simple. They just stood there like idiots. Then I figured I would chase them off the runway with the airplane. I started to nose up to one of them and got about 30 ft away and realized he wasn't going anywhere. He just looked at me like he was going to charge the airplane right through the prop.
Not wanting to make a very expensive mess, I turned the plane around and just taxied back and forth. The dear seemed to all run away once I was further away.
I was talking to a hunter a few months later and I asked him if the dear would have rushed me. He said no it wouldn't rush you. It would have just chickened out if I got closer. Then he says to me by the way what time of year did this happen. I told him October and he said to me "Yes that's mating season, it would have rushed you"
Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"
I have a cousin that works for Disney. All he ever wanted to do was work for Disney. He finally got an interview and they asked him what he would like to start out with. He replied, "I would like to start out with about $30,000". They guy looked at him and said "Son this is LA, were going to start you off at $60,000."
A friend of mine from Australia told me about a Benz and BMW commercial that aired there about 15 years ago. Mercedes did the first commercial about how a family survived a crash when their car went off the road going around sharp mountainous curvy road. In the Mercedes Benz commercial, they recreated the seen showing the Mercedes going down the same road where the event happened and where the car went off the road. BMW followed up a week or so later showing one of there cars going down the same curvy road and passing right by where the Mercedes want off the road. The caption after that was BMW takes the bends.
I actually just found the story and it has a link to the Mercedes add but the link to the BMW add doesn't work. And now I remember he was from South Africa.
I have been finding that 10AM is the new 7AM. But I go to bed at about 2AM.
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