[nobby]

I am proposing a R/C107 SL/SLC Class GTG on this forum Saturday Dec. 5, 2009 starting at 10:30 EST.
Everyone is welcome.
Let's see how many members we can get logged in.

First post needs to be a joke.


EDIT FOR TIME CHANGE!

 

[nobby]

I am proposing a R/C107 SL/SLC Class GTG on this forum Saturday Dec. 5, 2009 starting at 11:00 EST.

Ironically, I just remembered my bell ringing shift for the Salvation Army is between 12:00 and 14:00.

So I'll be a little late.

 

[nobby]

So change the time

Done.

I changed it to 10:30 EST.

I had the time TOTALLY wrong. Thank God for Nobette.


I hope it doesn't inconvenience anyone else.

 

[nobby]

Bump di di bump bump.

 

[nobby]

Did you have to include the word CLASS in the title. I have none. Can I still join in?

Dude..........you're in a class of your own.

As opposed to me being in a crass of my own.

 

[nobby]

Prepare a coffee.

Everyone log in at or near 10:30.

Post here on this thread or on whatever thread you want on this forum.

If you are posting here.....first post needs to be a filthy joke.

And.....naked it is...............I'll be naked under my clothes.

Don't want to scare the kids or wind up Nobette.

 

[nobby]

I was trying to be discrete, but the commitment is to fool around with the wife.

It may be 10:30 or so central time before I'm available to log on

If you start foreplay at 10:25 you'll have plenty of time to make 10:30.

 

[nobby]

three girls are being chased by the police, they run into a barn and jump into three burlap bags. The cops kick the redhead in the first bag and she says meow, so they go to the second bag and the brunette says oink, the blond in the third bag says potatoes.

OK......that was laugh out loud.
Good one.

 

[nobby]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ALL!!

SSS and YDDYY.
My day is off to a great start!

Welcome tio the first annual virtual GTG!



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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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[nobby]

41 people on board...of which many are guests.
Come on guests, become members. Good day to introduce yourself.

 

[nobby]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

[nobby]

Morning all!

You can do better.

 

[nobby]

How long have you been scheming?

 

[nobby]

Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice.
The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."

The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on." She did and said, "I don't fit into these." "That's
right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked
at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right -
and you won't until your attitude changes!"

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something!!!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
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What happens when the guy is the red head?

 

[nobby]

Gotta go ring the bell for the Army.
Later.

 

[nobby]

I'm back. We did pretty good as a family, again. No recession here.
My unscientific visual counting method says we made about $600 in 2 hours.
A pic was taken.

 

[nobby]

That seems like a very worthwhile family outing. Is this a tradition in your family?

7 years running. It's good for the kidz and having the kidz there is good for the kettle.

BTW, I like the hat. :thumbsup:

A guy walked up to me and said that if I could wear that hat then he could donate.
Sympathy charity.
Whatever works.
$20 later.......

 

[nobby]

Red on the head, fire in the hole....

I guess the Mrs would be the one to answer that one..

None on the head, red around the pole.

Is there a saying for that too?

 

[nobby]

Pretty good ratio.
1 post for every 10 views.





Two woman in a semi private maternity room at the hospital.


First WomanAs she looks over at the Second Woman)
For my first child my husband bought me a diamond ring.
SW: That's nice.
FW: For my second child my husband bought me a mink coat.
SW: Oh! That's nice.
FW: For this child my husband bought me John Roncallo's Mercedes 12 cylinder beast.
SW: Oh my!! THAT'S NIIICCCE!!!
FW: What did your husband get you?
SW: Oh. He gave me etiquette lessons. I used to say FUCK YOU but now I say....That's nice.

 

[nobby]

nobby--

I think Jody got to you

A long time ago.
In fact......I have a nervous twitch, now.