Painter shows up at the door with the bill, overalls covered in splatters.
"All done painting your porch in the back, mister. But that's not a Porch, it's an Audi"!
Seriously, sad abuse of an A5 Sportback.
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"All done painting your porch in the back, mister. But that's not a Porch, it's an Audi"!
Seriously, sad abuse of an A5 Sportback.
That you? That picture obviously from the 70's. I remember getting gas at those prices, and high-waist bell bottoms, kind of.
A guy wants peace and quiet from city life, so moves way out to a secluded area of the high desert. While enjoying the sunset, he notices a dust cloud coming down the dirt road. A big monster truck stops at his mobile home, and a huge dude in a wife-beater shirt and greasy jeans climbs out.
"I'm your neighbor down the road, and you're coming with me to a party".
"Yea, what kind of party is it?" the new guys asks.
"Well, there's going to be a lot of drink'n, and then some fight'n, and then screw'n!".
"Dang" the new guy says. "That sounds great!". "What should I wear?".
"Oh, that don't matter" the big dude says. "It's just going to be me and you".
"I'm your neighbor down the road, and you're coming with me to a party".
"Yea, what kind of party is it?" the new guys asks.
"Well, there's going to be a lot of drink'n, and then some fight'n, and then screw'n!".
"Dang" the new guy says. "That sounds great!". "What should I wear?".
"Oh, that don't matter" the big dude says. "It's just going to be me and you".
Not quite, but almost touching the third rail- nice technique!
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