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Dear, imaginary man in my head.

You sir, are a cad.
 

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Reminds me of:


Did you hear that Elvis Costello and Abba are touring together?

It's the Abba, Costello show. Only problem is they don't know who's on first. :eek:
 

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Never thought I'd be one of the few people in a given environment that knew "Who's on First" before I got my first gray hair. :rotfl:
 

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Yesterday while driving through a subdivision looking for For Sale signs we came to Abbott Road. I told wifie we could not live there. She asked why. I said "because every time someone asks were we live I would end up saying:

"We live on Abbott!!!"

I should have checked to see if she had anything in her hands BEFORE saying that. Ouch.
 
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