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I heard that down at the dentention center, he was an expert at forced rear entry, and that when it came to taking blows, he gave as many as he got.
 

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it wouldn't be reported if he wasn't! if guilty send him away for the max!
 

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Now you know where Arpaio got the "pink underwear" idea.
 

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THis is funny, pure irony:



I guess he went from "Sheriff of the Year" to Sheriff of the Rear.
I'm nominating this for "Best BWOT Post of 2011."
 

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Had an employee who was gay as a goose (whatever the fuck that means). But he didn't want anyone to know. Ever. Paranoid even though it showed like an electric rainbow in a steam shower. Of course he played 24/7 with male ponies, but no one could say anything because no one was supposed to know. He was a rabid Republican.
 

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Yes, let's characterize religion with the action of one nutcase church, and forget about the 100,000 or so in the US that don't ban interracial couples.

Put them next to Madeline Murray O'Hair. Since she was kidnapped and murdered by her equally athiest office manager, all atheists must be kidnappers, murderers, or destined to be the victim of violent crime.

Whatever became of enlightenment?
 
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