Greetings all
At 3.30 p.m. today I went to unlock my 2004 W220 (using the Remote control key fob) and nothing happened. Zilch. Locked out. A flat battery in Remote key maybe?
So I tried again with the spare key & new battery. Still nothing.

After unlocking the driver’s door mechanically with the detachable ‘blade’ I inserted the key fob into the ignition to start the car. Result: the dashboard display didn’t automatically illuminate as it should, and NO start - just some alarming electrical buzzing noises. Yikes! I’d only ever had a ‘Low Battery’ warning on the dashboard display once, briefly, and several months ago. Nothing since..
Then.. I tried to unlock the boot / trunk (again using the mechanical blade key to over-ride the PSE system). Result: much clicking noise from the PSE pump and the Bl**y Alarm went off

. W220s are notoriously complex electrically, and a flat battery could be due to a myriad of other issues. Double Yikes!
So I called my Motor Insurer’s Breakdown & Recovery service for a ‘Home Visit’ (quoted time 90 mins - but thankfully the local agent arrived within 45 mins). After various checks, the technician diagnosed a ‘failing’ 6-year-old battery, gave it a brief Booster charge and confirmed that the Alternator was working ok. His advice: ‘It will start now, get it booked-in for a new battery - but DON’T switch the engine off in between or you’ll be stranded again!’.
By now it was 4.30 p.m. and getting dark: so I drove in trepidation to my friendly & helpful local National Tyres & Auto Care centre 10 minutes away in the hope that I would get there without breaking down en-route AND they would have a replacement battery.🤞 If not, national auto accessory retailer Halfords (known as ‘Halfrauds’ here in the UK) were nearby & open until 8.00 p.m. so I decided to take my chances on either or both to keep mobile and avoid further hassle (breaking down / further Recovery services / Taxi fares etc).
15 mins later, NT&AC had a new OE spec 019 battery in stock and fitted it for £140 all-in. This was exactly the same price as the one I’d had fitted 6 years & 40k miles ago. Their conclusion: ‘pretty good performance for a battery - but the latest UK Cold Snap + increasingly frequent use of ancillaries (headlights, wipers etc) have ‘finished it off’.
End-to-end from the start of my flat battery issue to resolving it took only 2 hours and with no further complications or hassle. All I can say is a big ‘PHEWWW!’
My Conclusion? At this time of year (e.g. in the UK), keep a Close Eye on the health & performance of your car's battery - especially if it's getting older AND with greater demands on it during cold & dark Winter months. Replacing it as a precaution now / sooner could save you more than its cost in terms of wasted time & hassle if / when it lets you down completely.. sometime later?
MB
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