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When you clean out a vacuum cleaner......................you become a vacuum cleaner.

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Paraphrasing Carlin...


Guy: Where's the bathroom, need to take a shit

Carlin: You can use the bathroom but please don't take a shit, the weekend's coming I only got two left
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No...you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner...can't believe I just replied to this...
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Since somebody brought up George Carlin.
Which word can be used as an adjective, verb and noun and make a sentence out of it?
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Since somebody brought up George Carlin.
Which word can be used as an adjective, verb and noun and make a sentence out of it?
This?

Miss George's humor...
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