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Today 10:43 AM
RKH So he was doing Multi-posts everyday
Today 10:18 AM
GreenT Si!!!!!
Today 10:06 AM
IWantedaJag
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Originally Posted by anziani View Post
hey green tee you spout off 27.7 times a day according to your "avatar". That is really impressive. You must have a mountain of important opinions bottled up!!
Anziani
27.6 of them about frigging Teslas...
Today 10:05 AM
GreenT Si!!!
Today 08:57 AM
anziani hey green tee you spout off 27.7 times a day according to your "avatar". That is really impressive. You must have a mountain of important opinions bottled up!!
Anziani
Today 07:59 AM
IWantedaJag PS Just be glad you didn't find "something extra" in those sweat pants.

"You ain't bent unless you're takin' it" is how one legendary diving superintendent who accidentally (yeah right) picked up a lady-boy out in the far East is rumored to have put it.
Today 07:58 AM
IWantedaJag
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Originally Posted by The Proctologist View Post
I remember once back when I was bartending this chick used to come in wearing a sports bra and biking shorts, bare legs, bare midriff, epic rack, she was a 10.5 easy, super super fucking hot, and I was the bartender, I took my pick and this chick was EPIC, so I finally get a chance to take her home one night, took me a goddammed year, so the moment of truth comes I peel off her clothes and fwoop flop schlub everything comes tumbling out, triple consistency fatass (cottage cheese, jello, mashed potatoes) flobby teats, just an entirely unappealing package, I held my nose and did the business being a gentleman and all but I couldn't WAIT to get her out of my fucking house, her body wash smelled like cucumbers, it was appalling....

I told the other bartender he was HOWLING because he had the same experience, he even called her "cucumber" because her smell...

a few weeks come by, she comes back in, she's looking HOT, I mean 10.5, so I convinced myself somehow I got it wrong, I MUST have got it wrong, this chick was so fucking smoking, so hot...so I took her home and...

flububububub it all came tumbling out...

I will never forget her, somehow bike shorts and a sports bra was magic, she looked sooooo fucking fit, flububububub

she was literally this hot
Male #1: I've never been to bed with an ugly woman.
Male #2: Yeah, but you've sure as heck woken up with a few.

Beer goggles:
Today 07:17 AM
DEVOURS
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Originally Posted by sualk54 View Post
looks like he was showing her the way
"A true story"....

Sweet little lady...she was nearly blind ...but after this wonderful beau grabbed her by the pu*** ,..she swooned in his arms as it had been 4 decades since anyone had touched her in such an intimate way...





Today 06:35 AM
CHILCUTT trUmp derangement syndrome indeed.
Today 06:19 AM
sualk54 looks like he was showing her the way
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