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05-28-2019 01:48 PM
GreenT Those damned Dutch...
05-28-2019 07:25 AM
DEVOURS "The Lord has sent official word to the heads of all His churches that he is officially downgrading America to Number 2 in the global ranking, just behind Canada but still ahead of the Dutch by a mile."


So you really can "Blame Canada"..for only being # 2..
05-28-2019 06:49 AM
Six_wheeler
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I think the turn of the next century in 2100 will see most of the world living in secular democracies with the vast majority of citizens holding no religious beliefs.
Or Mad Max... 🤨
05-28-2019 06:45 AM
hbar
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Originally Posted by Six_wheeler View Post
I highly doubt that. There still is just too much money to be made off of religion, no matter what said religion might be. It's big business, and likely to stay that way for centuries to come, if not millennia.

It will never go away. I expect it will be somewhere between slavery (which has been almost completely abolished worldwide) and misogyny (which on its way out in much of the world but pervasive elsewhere).

I think the turn of the next century in 2100 will see most of the world living in secular democracies with the vast majority of citizens holding no religious beliefs.
05-28-2019 06:41 AM
Six_wheeler
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What kind of genetic meat grinder came up with that?
A Muslim one
05-28-2019 06:25 AM
DP God Downgrades America to #2

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The Lord has sent official word to the heads of all His churches that he is officially downgrading America to Number 2 in the global ranking, just behind Canada but still ahead of the Dutch by a mile.

According to God’s Metatron:

‘”America claimed God nearly 300 years ago, and to be honest…we all thought it was cute. Then, you won independence, built stuff, yada yada yada…we voted to get behind you a bit.

The 20th century was a big one for you. You were instrumental in defeating pure evil twice. Had your kids not been born total assholes things might be different, but alas…it is what it is.

Now, the big guy himself has stepped in and determined that your return to the 19th century isn’t quite what we’re looking for here in the real world. Y’all screwed up the planet. He’s been telling you for decades, but money over matter.

Not to be all preachy, but get your shit together. Another flood is coming and this time it’s your own damned fault.”
We tried to reason with MT, but he was very clear that “as an archangel, your words are meaningless to me. Please stop speaking.”

The decision means that America will no longer be able to invoke the name of God in any of its prayers, oaths, laws, or declarations and that it no longer qualifies as a “Christian Nation.” It remains to be seen if there will be a war on Christmas in the region.

We’ll keep you developed on this updating story.
I blame those ISIS looking heathens using our system to get free healthcare and now are preventing us from bacon as per sharia law.
05-28-2019 06:21 AM
DP What kind of genetic meat grinder came up with that?
05-28-2019 06:10 AM
Six_wheeler You really oughtta try out some beef bacon - it's just as unhealthy, but at least it's moral! 😄
05-28-2019 06:07 AM
DP Okay, thread must go back on track: Ihlan Omar Proposes Nationwide Ban on ‘Unhealthy and Immoral’ Bacon

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Newly elected Congresswoman Ihlan Omar has proposed a nationwide ban on something…unheard of. Bacon. The pork product bagel sandwiches are built on. The staple of the American soldier, and the most recognizable smell at Shoney’s breakfast buffet.

Ihlan Omar wants to take your bacon away. She says it’s for our own good; that our health depends on it. She also says the way we keep and slaughter pigs is immoral and needs to be addressed. Unfortunately, we know that this is just another case of Musslamic Shakira Law in action. The Quaran says:

“Only the American Infidel Eats Bacon, and he Shall Pay the Ultimate Price Before Allahu.”
That sounds like a threat, doesn’t it? It says that. I swear.

Omar’s people put out a statement that walked back her attack on bacon a bit:

“No…you idiots. We should consider rethinking how much we eat for our own health and ‘yous wants to take mah baconz’ are two completely different things. You heard it wrong, you then turned it into bullhonkey propaganda. I said bacon isn’t good for you. I don’t eat it. I also said, three days earlier, that slaughterhouses mistreat animals. They do.

I was told there would be a lot of twisting and ignorance but I have to say…the level is a bit upsetting.”
Oh, ok sure. Now it’s all our fault because of things you said. Try to remember, Omar — a person can always be judged by what they say.

Mitch McConnell says Omar’s ridiculous bill to tear bacon from the arms of Americans — especially our soldiers who rely on it for a taste of home — was dead before she even presented it. Omar reminded him that there was no bill, just an opinion. McConnell said her insolence may be cause for impeachment.

Helz nah, you ain't messin wid da bacon!
05-28-2019 05:03 AM
Six_wheeler
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Originally Posted by Six_wheeler View Post
^^^^ Neither you nor the article you so blissfully plagiarized are a "source." You're obviously so sheepishly high on the proverbial opium administered to you by the infallible mullahs you so, so love! Keep it up.
I havent checked the news today..how is your countrys little adventure over in Yemen coming along ?

Running out of ammo while raining death and destructiom down upon innocent women and children ?

No more hospitals and schools left to destroy ?

Dont you fret, trump is sending more arms that way.
After recieving them the Bloodletting can continue.
Oh, but I have checked the news today: Your beloved Hezbollah is so running out of drug money that his "fighters" are scrambling right out of Syria! There'll be no celebrating the May 25th "liberation" because the signposts cost too much! The $700 million Iran pumped into the terrorist organization every year? No more. Gone. Nothing. None. Nada. Zilch. Zippo. Caput.

In the meantime, Nasrallah only keeps getting fatter.

But hey, what do you care? You're in Singapore, and it's so, so sweet to be jihading from right above the immaculate, tree-lined streets!
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