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Old 07-29-2004, 03:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You knew the W163 was built in Alabam, but did you know

Alabama has a law that stipulates that:
<b>It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.</b>
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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RE: If your SA is a cow, should you tip your SA?

No! My SA is SA cow (most times) and I find that a good cursing (e.g., You dumb s*#t! You bastards have kept me sittin' on my ass for 6 hours without even a stale doughnut offered and this it what you call acceptable work? You're f*#%ked!) and a trip to the owner's or GM's office while I'm still angry works MUCH better than tipping.
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Old 07-29-2004, 09:36 PM   #13 (permalink)
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RE: If your SA is a cow, should you tip your SA?

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tcp_ML500 - 7/29/2004 6:22 PM

<font face=courrier>
Before!
..............(__)
..............(oo)
..../-------\/
.../.|........||
..*..||w---||
.....~~....~~

After!

....O--------O_
../|.88.........|_)
.*.O--------O
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[:0][:0][:0], impressive.
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Old 07-29-2004, 09:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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RE: Impressive

When I started writing code (assembly back then), I did not have the luxury of using graphics. I could address pixels though, but my stuff was character based, mainly computational anyway. So I played with that character crap and eventually was able to print sexy naked girls with nothing but a slightly extended character set.

I also took on origami.

Here's a good one you can do with a one dollar bill!
http://underground.zork.net/bin/dollarvagina1.html

<b>These make excellent tips for your SA!</b>
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Old 07-30-2004, 05:48 AM   #15 (permalink)
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When I started writing code (assembly back then), I did not have the luxury of using graphics. I could address pixels though, but my stuff was character based, mainly computational anyway. So I played with that character crap and eventually was able to print sexy naked girls with nothing but a slightly extended character set.

I also took on origami.

Here's a good one you can do with a one dollar bill!
http://underground.zork.net/bin/dollarvagina1.html

<b>These make excellent tips for your SA!</b>
Thanks, but my SA said (1) it was a bad fit - too small; (2) it scratches like hell when you use it [an advantage to some?]; and (3) to make it work correctly you had to punch out Washington's face. He's the gung-ho patriotic type so he had real problems with no. 3.
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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RE: Impressive

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tcp_ML500 - 7/30/2004 12:59 AM

When I started writing code (assembly back then), I did not have the luxury of using graphics. I could address pixels though, but my stuff was character based, mainly computational anyway. So I played with that character crap and eventually was able to print sexy naked girls with nothing but a slightly extended character set.

I also took on origami.

Here's a good one you can do with a one dollar bill!
http://underground.zork.net/bin/dollarvagina1.html

<b>These make excellent tips for your SA!</b>
HAHAHA... again, impressive. the link was pretty damn amusing.
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