Auto Fixes - Inexpensive and proven !

[stormtigers]

Here's a great example of ingenuity (or stupidity).

Always wanted a vehicle from overseas because it is cheaper to buy there than locally ?

I mean what an expensive proposition it is to convert to drive on the correct side for your country. There's another dash, steering mechansim, all sorts of parts and mods ad-infinitum !

Well no more !
Now that dream car can be yours and converted for a fraction of the price !
Wally-Mart Drive It The Right Way Import Car Kit

Comes Complete with everything shown, all you provide is
a few tools, couple of hours & a passenger to read the speedo for you !


If you already have a smartphone with GPS function then
why buy a separate Car GPS that marks up the dash or leaves suction cup marks on the windscreen?
Buy Yourself our proven
Wally-Mart Patented Roll of Duct Tape GPS Fitment Kit



Tired of the old Becker Radio in your Mercedes ?
Doesn't work - No CD Function ? Then this is for you !
Wally-Mart Boombox Dash Fitment Kit



Those ancient seatbelt receivers are a thing of the past !
Who needs them you already have the solution in your car !
Wally-Mart Seatbelt Modification Kit


And while your at it, that broken exhaust mount !
Damn clang clang clang and drag evertime you drive down the road !
Who needs it when you can buy one of these
Wally-Mart Exhaust Hanger Kit - No Welding Required !


And finally a work of art. Wiper Motor Shot ?
Expensive and time consuming to replace I'll wager !
Well here's the Ultimate Solution and only $1.95 plus tax
Wally-Mart Windscreen Wiper Motor Kit - No Electrics Required

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[Moth]

Sir, please step out of the car. May I see your license please?

[NBehm]

Officer: Step out of the car please

Me: I'm too drunk...you get in.

[Moth]

Back-up requested, officer in need of assistance

[lowesguy]

Ray,Ray,Ray! way to much time on your hands,if you need something to do,my lawn needs mowing,and while your at it could you clean the pool,but watch out for Olive she will pee on your shoes mate!

[stormtigers]

Originally Posted by lowesguy

Ray,Ray,Ray! way to much time on your hands,if you need something to do,my lawn needs mowing,and while your at it could you clean the pool,but watch out for Olive she will pee on your shoes mate!

Can't chiropractor won't let me.
Damaged my right shoulder 7 months ago and recent ultrasound showed enormous mass of calcification on the shoulder joint.
Treatment 3 times a week and it is sore sore sore.
Not sleeping more than 4 hours.
Bored shitless and frustrated - so you just gotta put up with my idiocies !

[Ivanerrol]

That Wally Mart windscreen wiper kit really works.

I can testify to this because that was the exact mechanism on our Transit Van we owned in London in the early 1970's

[Moth]

Hey Ray, put this in your catalogue...

NEW! Fantastic Super-Slimline Air Conditioner Upgrade

Complete with discrete and near-silent petrol-driven external generator

Fits any car (hammer not included)

[stormtigers]

Originally Posted by Ivanerrol

That Wally Mart windscreen wiper kit really works.

I can testify to this because that was the exact mechanism on our Transit Van we owned in London in the early 1970's

That's exactly the sort of user testimonial we want !

Another satisfied customer !!!!

Actually I was going to call it "LOWES-MART" but didn't want to offend John !
Then it came to me Wally-World - Wally-Mart !

Basically all these mods were done by big wallys anyway !
(Wally aussie slang for a person that keeps making mistakes )

[Sam Fuller]

Originally Posted by stormtigers

That's exactly the sort of user testimonial we want !

Another satisfied customer !!!!

Actually I was going to call it "LOWES-MART" but didn't want to offend John !
Then it came to me Wally-World - Wally-Mart !

Basically all these mods were done by big wallys anyway !
(Wally aussie slang for a person that keeps making mistakes )

We call em RED-NECKS .... Not to offened any proud re-necks out there. Red necks historically are hard working people' thus the red neck from working in the sun all day.......but.... You know yer a redneck when..........