With all due respect to your point of view...
1. M30s and M50s are engines....not bodies.
Yep, my mishap, "bodies" were from the first revision of the text and I forgot to delete it.
the E34 was one of the best cars ever to come from the Roundel.
I wholeheartedly agree. With the possible exception of later E46s, all other XXXs were way too prone to glitches and breakdowns.
In 1991 the 535i was rated the most reliable car in its class and the most reliable used car several years later.
Sorry, I do not trust surveys too much. What I have is dosens and dosens of auctioned cars and all of them being of similar year (1990 - 1992), similar mileage (up to 60 Kmiles) and spec (not nearly as lavish as US, in most cases without leather or even sunroof, but this is what we have) - I really struggle to find a decent beemer, while mercs are in abundance. And the higher the spec of BMW, the poorer condition it has. Which is a problem, as it is E34s and 31s that sell easiest here, not W124s or W129s.
And the M30 is a wonderfully reliable engine...it's literally bulletproof. the timing chain was designed to last the life of the engine...
Precisely, as long as you lash the valves every 10-15 K.
2. BMWs interiors look like shit? Well I'm sorry that their focus was to not distract the driver from anything too extravagant in the interior.
I was not referring to design, but rather to condition, BMW's interiors going south much faster than those of MB.
MB's interiors can look just as bad as any other interior after a long period of time....
Remember, we are talking not so much mileage as just age.
3. I'll slightly agree with you that the W124 is simpler...but not by much at all...
Again, we are talking about cars of non-US spec. The bulk of cars would have powered seats and windows (them being standard for Japan anyway) , alloy wheels and dual zone A/C and that's about it. Otherwise not much different from your Greek taxi really. Ditto for BMWs. Bog standard. But way much more in electronics and complexity. Just look at the instrument cluster.
4. BMWs are "twitchy, sensitive, and nervous?" Well excuse me that they are actually involving...
Yes, they are involving as long as you do not have to negotiate a mountain pass in heavy rain with road so horribly grooved that it resembles rails. Or when you just feel like making it home after a long day in the office with a splitting headache. There are lots of occasions when this playfulness is sort of annoying.
look at BMWs Motorsport history and heritage....
Words 'history' and 'heritage' mean nothing to me sorry. Say, Jaguar has lots of heritage that does not make them any better from the seller's or buyer-user's point of view. The main difference in our points of view is that you are talking for an enthusiast, and I see it from strictly chooser-user and wheeler-dealer point of view.
BMW Motorsport has made some of the greatest driving machines ever
Well.. For ages people believed that Earth was flat. Or that Ferrari and Lamborgini are a pinnacle of automotive engineering and art

It all is more the matter of promotion.
Above all, I think you're just biased too much towards MBs....
Frankly, more than anything I am biased towards SAAB while knowing pretty well all their shortcomings

. But Mercs are close second to those.
I want you to go out there and drive an E32 750il
This is what I did errr... 12 hours ago. One with 29 000 km on the odo.
an E34 M5
Will Alpina B10 do?..
the E31 8er was one of the greatest cars made by the Roundel....
Your statement is particularly interesting when even BMW admits it was a huge mistake: It is horribly impractical - rear seat for people with detachable legs, tiny trunk, obese and that Z1 on steroids, so-80s-styling. And it never sold well. Interior is not that special either.
I want you to drive an 850CSi....
Did that last weekend, in Alpina tune, actually. Yes, it is loud, fast and attracts attention and is fun for about 30 min. But as a long-term prospect - no, thank you.
if you don't think the E31 8er looks good...there must be something wrong with you....
Yep, beauty is in the eye of beholder...
You are extraordinarily misinformed here.
I am neither informed or misinformed, I base My extremly Humble Opinion on what I have to deal with daily.
And I stopped reading auto magazines when I turned 30.
Oh, and above all - don't take it too seriously
