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Talking FS: Parking Business Cards

25 - $10
50 -$15
75 -$20
100 - $25

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Those are funny so thanks for the laugh. I had a few cards years ago that went something like: Hello *expletive deleted* Thanks for parking so close that I needed a *expletive deleted* can opener to get into my car.

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I remember seeing one that said something like:

Dear Owner:
This vehicle is improperly parked. The license number and VIN of your vehicle have been recorded in our database. If we observe this improper parking a second time this vehicle will be towed to our designated salvage yard. The interior will be removed by fire and what remains will be compressed into a cube measuring approximately 1.5' by 3'. It will then be shipped (freight collect) to your home where you may use it as a coffee table if you so desire.

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