#1
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Feb 5, 2009
Short jokes lets have a few, no long ass crud, just one liners, shorter the better.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?
#2
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Feb 5, 2009
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I found this written on a bar's bathroom wall: "Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant... moth.. fu...r."
#3
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Feb 6, 2009
I'm still trying to figure out why Hawaii has interstates.
And whay are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
#4
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Feb 6, 2009
Two guys walked into a bar the third one ducked.
#6
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Feb 6, 2009
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly
A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn’t first place.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Why do most men die before their wives? They want to.
Doctor examines a man and says "you have 5 penis'...how do your pants fit", The man said "Like a glove".
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say's "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "That's great, let's get started."
#8
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Feb 7, 2009
She was just a stable man's daughter, but all the horse men knew her.
#9
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Feb 7, 2009
Of all the things I've lost its my mind I miss the most.
#15
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Feb 7, 2009
Why does time fly, but leaves footprints in the sand?
#16
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Feb 7, 2009
What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs in the water? Bob
#17
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Feb 7, 2009
I am thinking about changing one of those "Baby On Board" signs to Baby I'm Bored.
#18
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Feb 7, 2009
You might be a ******* if you have to climb a water tower with a can of paint to defend your sister's honor.
#19
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Feb 7, 2009
What's the difference between a BMW driver and Bigfoot? One of them is hairy and smelly, and the other one's got big feet.
#20
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Feb 7, 2009
My buddy Joe was hit by lightning on the 13th hole. So, for the next 5 holes it was hit the ball, drag ole' Joe, hit the ball, drag ole' Joe.
#23
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Feb 7, 2009
Go to a wildlife officer and ask her/him where’s the party?
#25
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Feb 7, 2009
Psychiatrists say that if you are all stressed out and play golf, quit; if you don’t play golf, start.
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