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Old 06-23-2013, 07:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Nah, just kidding. The man in Shane's mom's boat weighs 275 pounds.
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Your mom was advised to never go swimming again. Between the scuffle of whale catchers and savers and the issue of her massive cunt filling up with H20, it is more trouble than needed.
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To your credit, you never pass up an opportunity to demonstrate how bad you are at making fun of my mom.
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You never tire of demonstrating your genes are unknown to your mom.
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I think that fact evidences itself without your help. The question of why your mom demands longshoremen go elbow-deep into her anus at least once a month remains unanswered though...
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Your mom never passes a pylon she doesn't lube up.
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Your mom leaves a trail of pythons between the bedroom and the bathroom...especially the morning after longshoreman payday.
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Bleeding for just a week is a rare blessing for Qube's mom.
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Yeah, it means menopause is over.
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