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Old 02-26-2013, 02:04 PM   #51 (permalink)
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If y'all see my size, you will be nervous wrecks!
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:23 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I can tell by your avatar that you should definitely stop looking at it














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Old 02-26-2013, 02:25 PM   #53 (permalink)
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For my part I saw it on an internet message board But it does have the ring of professional writing to it... I looked it up before posting but couldn't find it so I figure I must have paraphrased grievously

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just about every vag on the planet
Worse (better?) on the other side of the fence! I quote:
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"Being a gay man with a small dick is like showing up at a tennis match without a racket"
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:28 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:30 PM   #55 (permalink)
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And of course the old chestnut:

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Men like giant tits and tight pussies because they have big mouths and little dicks
Don't even try searching for that one. You've been warned
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:13 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Got out for my first ride of the year last weekend over at Rocket Man's place - he doesn't have the same snow entrapment problem I do, and he has a sweet bike that he lets me ride. It was glorious, and now I'm jonesing for more.
There's only one bike for you and your man:

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Old 02-26-2013, 03:26 PM   #57 (permalink)
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She needs an Excessive Machine.
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:22 PM   #58 (permalink)
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And now I can't for the life of me remember from whence that quote originates.

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Old 02-26-2013, 04:53 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Ok so we now know PPH does not want to ride in a baloon or dig out her bike. Qubes machine showed little interest and DP's video was a hoax I think. I think we're getting close.
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Old 02-26-2013, 05:38 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Yes, the Rocket III would be a kick in the butt, but I like my bikes a little smaller. A 66-hp, 440-lb V-twin is way more my style. He currently has three bikes, but I can only ride one of them - my inseam is 6" shorter than his.
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