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Old 01-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sir Elton and David Furnish welcome another son

Sir Elton John is now the proud dad of two.

He and David Furnish welcomed a baby boy on January 11, the legendary musician confirmed on his website.

Elijah Joseph Daniel Furnish-John arrived in Los Angeles via surrogate that Friday evening, weighing in at 8 pounds, 4 ounces.

The couple, who wed in 2005, are also parents to two-year-old Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, and they told Hello! magazine that they've always wanted Zachary to have a sibling.

"Both of us have longed to have children, but the reality that we now have two sons is almost unbelievable," John and Furnish said in a joint statement. "The birth of our second son completes our family in a most precious and perfect way. It is difficult to fully express how we are feeling at this time; we are just overwhelmed with happiness and excitement."
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I believe that's called an immaculate preconception.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good luck to them all.
I'm sure the children will be in a loving environment.
If they used surrogate mothers, did Elton and his husband provide the semen, so they could each have their own biological child?

At least they're not buying African babies.
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or a misconception
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I believe that this time it was a normal conception and birth by the 'wife' David, as gawd knows Sir E has been banging her up the ass for so long that....
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Cough up that semen, the surrogate is in the next room with her feet in the stirrups.
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At one point Davey wanted a kid. I sent him to a day care to learn. They said they couldn't keep him and that I would have to pick him up early.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hmmm yeah, diaper sex
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At one point Davey wanted a kid. I sent him to a day care to learn. They said they couldn't keep him and that I would have to pick him up early.
Your Gloriousness is always right. Sue the bastards and light a tickly little romantic candle over dins dins with Davey.


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