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My girl's so fat

She so fat that we used to carry her on the flat bed to the hillside, soak her down with a fire hose and use her p^ssy as a water slide.

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Bet it's always wet

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Is this her?
That's her more petite sister. This gal is known around our parts as 'The Zeppelin Sled'. I can't post a pic of her because you'd need a panoramic camera with a double concave lens just to get a shot of her, now.

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Your girl is so fat, the hole in her pussy weighs 40 pounds.
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