Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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^ What? Show me a good pulled pork sandwich in Texas and I'll show you a piece of shit on a slice of bread. It's like a pig fucked everyone in Texas' mother at some point. And that runny vinegar-ass sauce they slather over everything, bunch of cheaters. Sauce is for hiding mistakes. Put it on after if you need it.
Amazing how hard it is to find anything but brisket down there. Oklahoma represents a BBQ lover's paradise. We'll slow-cook anything, we don't give a fuck. Whole pig? Smoke it. Brisket? Smoke it. Bologna? Smoke it. Turkey? Smoke it. Chicken? Smoke it twice. Ribs? Which ones, spare ribs or baby backs - ah fuck it, smoke 'em both.
I will say that Stubb's has about the best sauce I've ever had though.
"Pulled pork" is not a Texas thing, that shit is what we feed the dogs.
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