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Larry Flynt replaces Hugh Hefner as CEO of ABC Learning Centres

Larry Flynt, following in the slipper prints of unhygenic male senior citizen Hugh Hefner, has been voted in by the children in his care as the new CEO of ABC Learning Centres.

Flynt, possibly deceased or on holiday, had this to say at his first official function as CEO: "ABC Learning Centres are a community of children who provide an independent source of pornography for sexy men like me."

Flynt, brandishing a wheel chair, and possibly suffering from dementia, wore a funny look on his face when the children in his care began acting up.

"This is porn, not art," Flynt whispered from the sidelines, "If you two don't stop it, I'll have to separate you," he said, threatening to put an end to a sequence of inauthentic dialogue.

The dialogue, serving merely as a means to allow the viewers time to get a feel for things, has been seen to by none other than a man claiming to have come to clean the pool.

"I have come to clean the pool," the man, believed by some to be sporting a funny moustache, said. "Let me give you a quote first," he said, unfurling a hose. "I shall return," he said, doing a famous General.

Some children, their eyes burning, were less than impressed that the water they pee in on a daily basis is, as one put it, "so filthy", but many started up their complaining.

"I'm going to give you such a smack," one father said, picking up a child after a day on the shoot. "You like that, don't you?" the father whispered, "Bad girl."



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Don't make fun of the dude from Cynthiana, Kentucky. It's just the way he rolls.

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Don't make fun of the dude from Cynthiana, Kentucky. It's just the way he rolls.
I wouldn't make fun of him. He and my uncle Jon are friends thats where I got the article there's another on the computer today.
Larry Claxton Flynt was born in Kentucky in 1942, the son of poor Appalachian sharecroppers. He grew up in a shack with a dirt floor in Magoffin County (at the time, the poorest county in the United States). When he was young, his mother divorced his alcoholic father. He dropped out of grade school and enlisted in the Army at age 15 by assuming a false identity. After being discharged from the Army, Flynt enlisted in the Navy, and served until 1964. By age 21, he had declared bankruptcy and been twice divorced. He bought a bar in Dayton, Ohio, and turned it into a strip club for working-class hillbillies. "Hillbilly Haven", as it was called, was profitable, and by 1973, he owned eight strip clubs throughout Ohio.

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